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    i can't wait till the 4 wheeler spread on GSW cause i KNOW jordan got a few pics of Scott dustin his hood on the trail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chadjans
    Ron braking his 14bolt.

    Hahahahahahahahahhaha!!!! He kept bragging to me about how indestructible it was! How did he do it and where? I assume it was early on because I didn't see any pics of his Heep on the trail. That's a bummer. That thing LOOKED badass, I guess it wasn't. He put a lot of work into it too.
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    PS...to my knowledge i was not anally raped...but i did have some strange shits the next day.


    I pay taxes so the government can pay for a bunch of white trash and shitbag illegals to have free medical care/welfare. Lovely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dasVettemeister
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    Ron braking his 14bolt.

    Hahahahahahahahahhaha!!!! He kept bragging to me about how indestructible it was! How did he do it and where? I assume it was early on because I didn't see any pics of his Heep on the trail. That's a bummer. That thing LOOKED badass, I guess it wasn't. He put a lot of work into it too.
    its called running a radius arm in the rear and not welding his tubes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puma297
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    Ron braking his 14bolt.

    Hahahahahahahahahhaha!!!! He kept bragging to me about how indestructible it was! How did he do it and where? I assume it was early on because I didn't see any pics of his Heep on the trail. That's a bummer. That thing LOOKED badass, I guess it wasn't. He put a lot of work into it too.
    its called running a radius arm in the rear and not welding his tubes.
    Ok, just talked to Ronaldo.... He filled in the details for me. I'm glad he at least got to wheel the thing a decent amount before the rear got wankered. I didn't see any pictures of it in the photo threads and was worried for a bit there! Too much pot, not enough welding....
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    PS...to my knowledge i was not anally raped...but i did have some strange shits the next day.


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    Hey Stan, Remember your seat heater?
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    I'd be willing to bet that the 14 bolt was starting to spin way before it broke--he drove up quite a few big ledges with quite a bit of throttle (including the $10,000 dollar wall) and didn't break, but it let go on a little stair step basically after the trail was done. Kick ass carnage for sure.

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    I had completely forgot about Matt getting drunk, breaking his bottle of jack, puking, and then Ron and Kraqa sticking their bare asses in Matt's face, that was some funnay shit right there!!
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    funniest stuff:

    "NO BOOT A DOOT ABOOT ADOOT A BUOOT IT DOOT BOOTA DOOT IT"

    The entire night at hotel Mallcrawlin

    Torx Bolt puma

    Matt hurling and seeing Dave's 36" long ass-crack next to his head

    My 14b breaking (though slightly pissed, i can still find the humor in it)

    meeting Chad (i thought he was 40)

    Adam and me tackling each other on thursday after not seeing one another for 2 years

    Kraqa dancing on video to ghetto rap

    Pam and Dave's bed going squeaky squeaky really fast for about 2 minutes while Geoff and I were trying to sleep at their house on Monday night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krash80
    Pam and Dave's bed going squeaky squeaky really fast for about 2 minutes while Geoff and I were trying to sleep at their house on Monday night.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, just 2 minutes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by norton
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    Pam and Dave's bed going squeaky squeaky really fast for about 2 minutes while Geoff and I were trying to sleep at their house on Monday night.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, just 2 minutes?
    Are you unable to grasp the concept that it is possible to satisfy a woman in under 2 minutes????
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaveZJ

    Are you unable to grasp the concept that it is possible to satisfy a woman in under 2 minutes????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krash80 View Post
    PS...to my knowledge i was not anally raped...but i did have some strange shits the next day.


    I pay taxes so the government can pay for a bunch of white trash and shitbag illegals to have free medical care/welfare. Lovely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaveZJ
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    Pam and Dave's bed going squeaky squeaky really fast for about 2 minutes while Geoff and I were trying to sleep at their house on Monday night.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, just 2 minutes?
    Are you unable to grasp the concept that it is possible to satisfy a woman in under 2 minutes????
    Well since we distinctly heard water running afterwards, i'm guessing at least Dave was satisfied!
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    ripping my rear bumper off on Friday and then having a few concerned comments about my "facia"... i think its french for bumper

    Getting even more concerned comments Saturday

    Same on Sunday

    Naming my Jeep the "Grand Facianator"

    Some drunk guys in a Geo Tracker coming to our campsite on Kane Creek and telling us that we should quit our jobs and move here like them. And then them telling us how one of them did that and lived in a cave for 5 years in the La Salles and got into fights with bears up there... probably because he was taking up all the bear's cave space

    Falling asleep in the sand dunes at camp after some hefty drinking and then running Hell's really really hungover.

    Getting back to the camp site after running the dunes late night and noticing we were missing one CJ-2a. Sat around by the fire waiting and then heard someone yelling that he rolled. Went down there and saw my friend standing by his 2a completely on its side and listening to his story about being thrown 8 feet into the sand how that was the coolest thing he has ever done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krash80
    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaveZJ
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    Pam and Dave's bed going squeaky squeaky really fast for about 2 minutes while Geoff and I were trying to sleep at their house on Monday night.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, just 2 minutes?
    Are you unable to grasp the concept that it is possible to satisfy a woman in under 2 minutes????
    Well since we distinctly heard water running afterwards, i'm guessing at least Dave was satisfied!
    The water you heard was me dumb ass....and yes I was most definately satisfied. And you only heard the LAST TWO minutes seeing as we were doing our best to be fairly quiet as to not disturb your delicate sensibilities or give you anything else to jack off too. Didn't want to rub it in that we were getting some and you weren't. Then again, maybe you and Geoff...Anywho, Up till then we were very very quiet but there comes a time when you just say fuck it....pun intended

    Funniest shit for me...

    Canada calling his girlfriend, handing the phone to me and not telling me it's his girlfriend. Convo went like this.


    Me: Hello
    Her: Who's this?
    Me: Pam
    Her: Where's Kris
    Me: Umm...I think he's in the bathroom. Who's this?
    Her: His girlfriend
    Me: His girlfriend? He has a girlfriend?
    Her: HE MOST CERTAINLY DOES
    Me: Oh, damn...sorry I didn't know he had a girlfriend. Hold on a sec..

    And then I handed kris the Phone to do damage control.

    Hunter's face when I demostrated how I run

    Someone (I forget who) asking me who's ass it is in my Avatar (Mine for those of you still guessing)
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    lmao...i think kraqa's still in trouble with his squaw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bustin' Loose

    Someone (I forget who) asking me who's ass it is in my Avatar (Mine for those of you still guessing)
    Me. I so wanted to hear that story and just sit on my ass instead of being the spoting bitch for that last part of the trail and then have to try and get the redneck driving the broken rig to say something edge wise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krash80
    funniest stuff:
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    Not really funny, but definately ugly, Chad's welds on my unibody. One of them looks BEAUTIFUL, couple of the others look like a pigeon flew under my Jeep and somehow shit upwards!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaveZJ
    Not really funny, but definately ugly, Chad's welds on my unibody. One of them looks BEAUTIFUL, couple of the others look like a pigeon flew under my Jeep and somehow shit upwards!
    It got you home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chadjans
    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaveZJ
    Not really funny, but definately ugly, Chad's welds on my unibody. One of them looks BEAUTIFUL, couple of the others look like a pigeon flew under my Jeep and somehow shit upwards!
    It got you home.
    It definitely did get me home and they're still holding. One of these days I'll grind them done and lay a better bead and maybe some plate in there somewhere since my long arms are on someone's finger!!
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    Funny...I though long arms would weigh more.
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    for 500 plus shipping i'l have you a set of front long arms at your door.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraqa
    for 500 plus shipping i'l have you a set of front long arms at your door.
    Speaking of which...Tow hooks. How do you want me to get you the $$. How much is shipping? And what the hell did we agree to again as far as price????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraqa
    for 500 plus shipping i'l have you a set of front long arms at your door.

    See, that's nice and all, but it's the rear one that's currently hanging by pigeon shit!!
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