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    Krash rumaging through Tom Woods dumpster then asking the man for his autograph!
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    A few guys at the Redstone putting zip ties around Scott's drive shaft and then acting concerned and sympathetic while he was complaining about a new ticking sound under his dash.
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    watching the green WJ on longarms that was owned by a girl while her brother was driving it like he stole it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandy R
    A few guys at the Redstone putting zip ties around Scott's drive shaft and then acting concerned and sympathetic while he was complaining about a new ticking sound under his dash.

    I know nothing about this act that you speak of!!

    I know I saw a lot of funny stuff, but for some reason most of the memories are slightly fuzzy. I remember Krash dancing like a fairy after pouring JD in to the hole he drilled in his thumb, Matt knocking over said bottle of JD a few hours later and breaking the bottle and then puking, the look on Hunter's face when Pam showed him how she ran, and a ton of other stuff. I gotta say this was probably the best GSW yet!! Oh yeah, and I got engaged!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nmzj
    Krash rumaging through Tom Woods dumpster then asking the man for his autograph!
    That boy ain't right.
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    PS...to my knowledge i was not anally raped...but i did have some strange shits the next day.


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    Long story, but I wanted to share.

    Scary, but also funny in a strange way.

    On Golden Spike, while we were waiting for Dave to get his broken Jeep repaired, after beating on Double Whammy, I was at the head of the group and just past the Golden Crack when this guy wondered out of the bushes, approached me and said buddy Iím lost.

    Turns out he was a new Rubicon owner that drove in from Florida. It was freshly lifted and he was ready to wheel Moab.

    He had friends with him and was completely lost. He was getting scared and was shaking, so he had a few beers to try to calm himself down.

    I showed him in the Wells book where he was and he said he had that book, but it was back in the hotel. He insisted he just came the way we came and wanted to continue on that way. I told him we just came that way and were now 11 hours on the trail and there was no way he came that way. He argued for a while and then agreed. I showed him the way out and said why donít you just follow us. He then asked me to drive his Jeep out for him. I said no, Iím leading a group and have my own Jeep to drive. He said OK, he would continue back on his own and would figure it out.

    We caught up to him, it was now dark and he was afraid to drive up an obstacle. Kraqa quickly volunteered to drive his Rubicon up it for him. I once again said, just follow us out. He refused and took off in the dark. After we made this obstacle my co-pilot was navigating with the GPS and Wellís book, because you couldnít see anything, it was dark. We never saw them again.

    Also, to make matters worse, a guy with a CJ that only had two wheel drive was pulling his wife in a Bronco that only had two wheel drive up the same obstacle the Rubicon driver stopped at. They blocked the trail for a while, as they inched along. The Bronco also had no power steering (fluid everywhere) and a broken motor mount. They were hardly making any progress. We offered them a ride out, so they could come back in the daylight to get their barely running rigs, and they also refused.

    We got back into Moab at 10:40pm. A 15-hour trip.

    Running into those three vehicles was like a Twilight Zone episode. Scary, but funny in a strange way.
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    This GSW was truly crazy

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    Funniest thing I saw was Scott dusting his Jeep ON the trail!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JpRngr
    Funniest thing I saw was Scott dusting his Jeep ON the trail!
    I was hoping you would bring this up. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by JpRngr
    Funniest thing I saw was Scott dusting his Jeep ON the trail!
    That was funny.How about when he got out that wax and waxed the corner of his bumper..
    Cannot forget the Ruby guys.I really felt sorry for the driver.
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    seeing matt completely shitfaced

    any time adam spoke

    krash trying to hook up with a 20 year old

    matt being afraid of 4 hot chicks in a mustang

    kris putting his foot in some kids mouth while he was asleep

    paying $5/20 min for net access at the airport
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    i'd have to say me distracting scott by asking him aboot the black wax he just used to buff his bumper so that chad could zap strap his drive shafts. it wouldn't hvebeen so bad but the 5 second convo abut black was turned into scott telling me a 1/3 deca hour long story about driving over rocks and buffing....i mean scratching his doors handles and mirrors.
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    I forgot to mention:

    "no doot aboot it"

    Ron's unbreakable 14bolt

    sitting next to a 300 pound bearded woman landbeast (post the pics matt!)

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    Almost pissing my pants while Cody attempted a 90 degree climb

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    or matt making Professor frink noises then flooring it away from a mustang full of blond girls.

    then when we tell him to turn around his response was....dude there is tones of girs inthe world but only one dump bump
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puma297
    IAlmost pissing my pants while Cody attempted a 90 degree climb

    lol, yeah thats a steep one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puma297
    krash trying to hook up with a 20 year old
    Krash kept saying that he had the hots for the 45 year old front desk clerk at the Redstone. Starting to sound like Ron just needed some.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandy R
    Quote Originally Posted by Puma297
    krash trying to hook up with a 20 year old
    Krash kept saying that he had the hots for the 45 year old front desk clerk at the Redstone. Starting to sound like Ron just needed some.
    Ron does have a thing for older Mexican prostitutes.

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    Jesse was maxin' and relaxin' with her feet/legs hanging out of the passenger side window of Scott's 5.9 almost the whole trip - oftentimes during difficult obstacles!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SCAMPER ZJ
    Jesse was maxin' and relaxin' with her feet/legs hanging out of the passenger side window of Scott's 5.9 almost the whole trip - oftentimes during difficult obstacles!
    Lucky the seatbelt cop didn't catch her and even luckier that Scott is a good driver who didn't have a situation that needed the seat belt. Or am I misunderstanding? If I'm not, this isn't funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraqa
    or matt making computer noises then flooring it away from a mustang full of blond girls.

    then when we tell him to turn around his response was....dude there is tones of girs inthe world but only one dump bump
    I wanted to wheel

    (and they were 12 you pediphiles)
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    I don't know about funny, but Dr. Danger in the Zebra standing it up on the rear wheels on Rock Pile/ Pritchett was pretty incredible.

    Corey's wheelie pulling me up Rocker knocker on Pritchett is definately funny.



    Good stuff.

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    Watching Kris try to feed his foot to Justin. I have a pic...

    Dave trying to make double wammy.

    Scott trying to figure out what that noise was in his dash.

    Kris saying a', zap strap, and zed.

    Ron braking his 14bolt.

    Everyone looking at my stylish hat.

    Everyone giving me a look because I give the impression that I am old online and thinking I was forty and not 25.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandy R
    Quote Originally Posted by SCAMPER ZJ
    Jesse was maxin' and relaxin' with her feet/legs hanging out of the passenger side window of Scott's 5.9 almost the whole trip - oftentimes during difficult obstacles!
    Lucky the seatbelt cop didn't catch her and even luckier that Scott is a good driver who didn't have a situation that needed the seat belt. Or am I misunderstanding? If I'm not, this isn't funny.
    Don't worry, Even though her feet where out the window, her seat belt was fastened. She never once forgot it! If I remember right she saw Tomyet at some guy on Poison Spider a few years ago for not having his on up the Water fall. Ohhhh yea, that was Sandy's son I think.

    The strange & funny thing is that I almost broke her foot/ankle at the Redstone. She was on the phone Sun. night in the drivers seat with her feet up & in between the door & A piller. I walked up not seeing her feet & tried to close the door. OUTCH!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rrubio
    Quote Originally Posted by JpRngr
    Funniest thing I saw was Scott dusting his Jeep ON the trail!
    That was funny.How about when he got out that wax and waxed the corner of his bumper.
    Yeah, I HAD to take a pic of that!! We still had half of Golden Spike to go!

    (Thanks for the demonstration, Scott)

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